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Morning radio show hosted by Dougie Almeida & his various co-host, Elgin David, Ethan Moore, Jackie Sanchez, Randy Vega, & Minda

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as: last night's show at Tavolinos and dealing with hecklers, bad photos on stage, bad comedy condos, comics dating comics, Balancing comedy & family, & challenges of being a road comic

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"Germany: Crematorium goes up in flames, bodies survive", "Six men in court after 'stripping off and throwing POO at each other on a train', "Woman runs over cop's foot at Daytona Beach strip club, crashes near Bike Week, police say", "Taco Bell hot sauce saves man from being hit by car", "Ohio man lashes out at judge over sentence, gets longer sentence", &  "Woman, 104, arrested at care home by police to fulfill bucket list wish"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Delusional Comics, Political Correctness, 10 Year Rule in Comedy, Bringer Shows, & Let's hear it for the Australian Senator, who bitch slapped the young kid, who smashed an egg on his head

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"Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure, reports say", "New York woman 'sucked into parents' grave' suing cemetery", "Australian man blocks bow and arrow attack with his phone: police", "Germany: Drunk passenger demands high-speed train slow down", "T-shirt gun used to launch contraband into Oklahoma prison", "Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911", "North Carolina thrift show sells 'haunted' furniture for $1K", & "Court: Middle finger protected by the constitution"

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WE APOLOGIZE FOR SOUND QUALITY ON THIS EPISODE. BOARD SHORTED OUT AND MIC FROM CAMERA RECORDED EPISODE.

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Special Edition! From the Road! Dougie Almeida broadcasts from the Comedy Condo in Little Rock, AR.  Along with fellow comedians, Danny Keaton & JJ Starr.  Listen in as they discuss everything from ghosts to old TV Series. 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Robot Brewing Open Mic, one of the Best in the Country, Stormy Daniels is now doing stand up comedy & we wonder what her merchandise will be, & Walmart eliminates the position of, "Greeter"

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"Statue vandals seem to have mistaken WWII hero for Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee, museum officials say", "Wyoming district will open 1-student school next fall", "Some airlines have seat-back cameras: Here's what you need to know", "California woman with surname 'Meth' sentenced for supplying meth that killed inmate", "Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa", "2 arrested in buffet brawl over crab legs", & "Wisconsin man in panda suit sparks 911 call by neighbor who reported 'a big teddy bear"

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Show Opens with Discussions on such things as; Robert Kraft gets caught in Asian Massage Parlor & Dougie shares some of his wisdom on the subject & Male track athletes, that are transgender, are beating girls all over their state. Fare or Not?

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"Burglar crashes car into Oklahoma adult novelty store", "Home investor finds staircase booby-trapped with a knife", "Naked man saved after fire started in ‘brothel’ above ‘Simply Delicious’ takeaway", "Man punches his lawyer in the face seconds after being jailed for pistol-whipping his girlfriend", "Police walking drunk pensioner find huge cannabis farm in her loft", & "California man accused of DUI drove car with anti-DUI sign"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie is asked to not drop any "F Bombs" during a show and can't stop dropping them....Jusse Smolet turns himself in...& an American woman who left US to marry ISIS fighter, wants to come back home & US Says, "NO"

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"Beer from 1886 shipwreck may yield new brew", "Two similar-looking baseball players take DNA tests to find out if they're related", "Why do zebras have stripes? Perhaps to dazzle away flies", "Police: Man says he stole Pepsi truck to get to the airport" & "Dog shoots man: German court rules owner not fit for license"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie re-names Sean Mullins, Sean Marriott, for all the open mic rooms he's opening...Congrats to Elgin David & the birth of his son Xander....Dougie has a waiter throw away half his steak instead of packing it to go...& Looks like Jussie Smollett is going to spend time in jail.

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"Florida sixth-grader arrested after dispute over Pledge of Allegiance", "Husband accidentally runs over wife on Valentine's Day, killing her", "Manhattan ATMs are absolutely riddled with bacteria", "In Florida, another doorbell licker's spotted on camera", "Nightmare: Man's car stolen while he's asleep in back seat", &"Woman mistakes dynamite for candle"

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Show Opens with discussions of Valentine's Day.  Best ones, worst ones, best gifts on VD Day, worst gifts on VD Day & Dougie had a girl break up with him on VD Day, find out how he dealt with it so well. 

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"Florida man arrested after throwing burrito at girlfriend during argument: police", "New Jersey woman accused of burglary flips bird in mugshot", "Woman finds tiger in house, tells dispatch: 'I'm not lying', "Michigan man dies after falling into tank of sulfuric acid", "Motorcycle passenger spotted shaving legs while in traffic", & "Troopers: Teen arrested for taking control of Alaska flight

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan enjoys getting his guy friends in woman’s clothes & Dougie thinks he could be a hotter woman than Ethan…Dougie has a “Broken Ass”…New Open Mic on Sunday in Ft Lauderdale at 00 Saloon…Drake’s mic gets cut out while dissing the Grammy’s…. We can get rid of most Award Shows… None Dare Call It a Hoax: The Jussie Smollett Saga Continues…& Would you want to be on the El Chapo Jury?

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"Indonesia police apologize for using snake in Papua interrogation" & 'Sex basement' among amenities in upscale home for sale in Philadelphia suburb"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Pants, Khakis, & hems...Dan & Minda wonder what kinda baby they'd have together...Black Face & judging others from decades ago...& Promoting Shows

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"Man strikes Mr. Miyagi 'Karate Kid' pose before stealing purse", "Men who smoke marijuana have higher sperm count, Harvard study says", "Video resurfaces of Joy Behar saying she dressed as 'beautiful African woman', "Arizona nurse pleads not guilty to raping disabled woman who gave birth", "Canadian man with unusual last name gets ‘Assman’ license plate request denied", "Canadian woman writes own obituary, says she has ‘smoking hot body she always wanted’ after being cremated", & "Runner chokes mountain lion to death"

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 Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie brushes his pool...benefits of being on AGT...how to handle a bad set...Responsibilities of hosting a comedy show...Calling an audible on stage & Headliners who make requests of their opening acts.

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"Florida woman arrested for beating boyfriend with frozen pork chop", "Drunken naked US sailor found in Japanese couple’s home early in the morning", "Memories made of this: USB stick found in frozen seal poo", "College student finds man in closet wearing her clothes", "Tennessee man died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear at national park: autopsy", "Pro athlete, 18, swallows toothpick in sandwich and nearly dies, officials say", & "South Carolina man reportedly fakes own kidnapping for $130"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Shifting Stories & Question arise regarding 'Empire' Actor Jussie Smollett, claims of being attack by Trump Supporters...Can we believe what people say anymore?...Get along or don’...& Who will be your true friends 10 years from now?

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"FBI investigating underground tunnel possibly leading to Pembroke Pines bank", "Woman rages after being seated next to ‘big’ passengers on United Airlines plane: ‘I eat salad, okay?’, "Thief has fatal heart attack while attempting to mug an evangelical pastor", "Fertility: Eating NUTS boosts sperm quality, according to new research", "Would-Be Bank Robber Rips Up Note After Getting Cold Feet", & "Corrections Officer Charged With Masturbating At Florida Dollar General Store"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as: Dougie's 9.5 hour drive home from South Carolina took 13.5 hours, why?....Simple Pleasures...& Responsibility & Accountability.

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"Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot", "Family kicked off American Airlines flight after passengers complain about body odor", "Silicon Valley landlord rents $1,500 studio to 2 cats", "Three-year-old boy lost in woods 'hung out with bear' for two days", "Ohio Woman Brings Backpack Full of Drugs to Court Hearing on Drug Possession", "Florida man learns hard way he stole laxatives, not opioids", & "Florida drug-screening K-9 overdoses while searching cruise passengers"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as; Politics, Friendships, & Facebook...MAGA Hat High School Kids, Indian beating drum, & Black Hebrew Israelite's... & What’s worse, PE or ED?

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"Sex offender with horns in his head accused of trying to lure child into his home", "Florida woman shot after performing sex act for $5, Pringles, police say", "A man consumed an entire bottle of ED medicine — and the result might surprise you", & "Man beaten up by former NFL player who caught him masturbating outside daughter's window"

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Minda’s thirsty in the New Year, Dougie cleans his pool, Dougie shares his thoughts on "The Rock” but loves the new TV Show "Titans", Dougie remember the 6 Million Dollar Man action figure, Dougie loses in another comedy contest, Minda challenges Dougie to another foot race, Tiffany Haddish Bombed in Miami, & The Good News Story of the Day! “Cyntoia Brown Granted Clemency By Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam”

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"More than 100 praying mantises hatch on Christmas tree in Virginia home, woman says", "Swiping chicken tenders left on Alabama highway is a crime", "Phoenix police investigate after woman in coma for decade gives birth", "Massachusetts woman gets stuck 30 feet up in tree after chasing drone", "Saudi to notify women of divorce by text message", "Florida man finds out his dad helped deliver him at birth, throws pizza at him", & "Florida man denies syringes found in rectum are his"

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Special Show today.  Dougie welcomes International DJ, Brian Offenther & local comedian, Jay Risk to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they discuss such thing as; being in the Peace Corps, DJing in North Korea, Living in Mongolia, Philosophy, Making your way, Music, Owning Up, & much more.

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Happy New Year 2019!!...NBC New Year’s Eve Show was Horrible...Did you go to a Good or Bad New Year’s Party?...New Year’s Resolutions, why bother?...& Parkland Shooting Survivor Slams Louis C.K.: We Saw 'Our Friends and Classmates in Caskets'

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"16-Year-Old Kansas Student on Track to Graduate High School and Harvard in Same Month", "French adventurer, 71, embarks on transatlantic trip to Caribbean in huge orange barrel", 'Selfie wrist' an emerging hazard of digital age, doctor warns", "Police criticized for fake Zika-infected crystal meth warning", & World’s oldest person ever, Jeanne Calment, may have been a fraud"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie's wife is getting used to not decorating house for Xmas, Dougie gets luggage for Christmas & loves it, Now that Dougie's back from LA, he's thinking of moving there, Shout out to Adam Johnson for letting me use his truck & to Mike Marino for letting me stay at his place, Trump asks 7 year old if she believes in Santa? & Guy in Borgata Casino wins $1M on a $5 3 Card Poker Bet.

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  • Cannabis is a big hit for Christmas gift-giving
  • Naked man tears down neighbor's holiday decorations
  • Goose, gull that swallowed pills in California park recovering
  • Man finds a $10,000 surprise inside designer bag on subway
  • Egypt's president accused of fat-shaming in obesity rant
  • Attempted car thief calls police for help escaping Volvo
  • Driver used chicken wings sticker to hide license plate
  • 6 customers draw guns on men attempting to steal tools
  • Unsuspecting victim gives burglar a car ride. 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie goes a bit far handling a Facebook Troll on friends post....You don't have to answer the phone or answer your door...Dougie gives some advice on what you need to be a working comic...Have you seen that woman on Facebook, who crushes beer cans with her huge boobs?...Don't be a victim...& Nick Cannon gets a response from the gay community, on his defense of Kevin Hart.

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"Two nuns admit embezzling $500,000 and spending it on gambling sprees in Las Vegas", "Moose rings Alaska home's doorbell", "Bah, Humbug: Florida neighbors scorn woman over display", "Washington woman dead from brain-eating amoeba after using neti pot filled with tap water", "Elderly Couple Arrested for Cocaine Possession on Cruise Ship", & "Kid Accidentally Brings Blow-Up Sex Doll to School Nativity" 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie finds himself driving in snow for the first time ever...Minda explains how to talk a "good game"...Dougie avoids potential conflict, by exhibiting patience & tolerance...Dealing with the heat in Florida...Taking Baths...Kevin Hart turns down the Oscars & says, no more apologies... & People are so easily offended today.

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"Principal bans candy canes because 'J' shape stands for Jesus", "Girl opens Christmas present she gave to boy when she dumped him in 1971", "Uranus Examiner ends publication, blaming judgmental people", & "Man yells 'there's no Santa' at Florida holiday event"

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