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Morning radio show hosted by Dougie Almeida & his various co-host, Elgin David, Ethan Moore, Jackie Sanchez, Randy Vega, & Minda

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Weather Men & Woman love using the expression, "Temperature Feels Like"...Jen uses Planet Fitness in lieu of hotel, when on the road...Some education on Herpes & HPV...Recent Study: 4 Out Of 10 Adults Regret Their Life Choices...Dougie is worried about his first prostate exam...& What makes a person Racist?

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"Devon girl 'really upset' after seagull snatches Gizmo the chihuahua from garden", "A New Jersey cop overdosed on heroin in a patrol car while on duty. He was fired", "Transgender weightlifter wins two gold medals in women's competition", "California city set to ban gendered words like 'manhole' and 'manpower', & "Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys burgers in Florida"

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FROM THE ROAD

Dougie broadcasts from his hotel room in Medford, Oregon, during his NW Run, with fellow comedian, Marc Yaffee.  Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie takes advantage of Dutch Coffees Free Cup of Coffee offer for 1st timers, Pros & Cons of doing comedy at a Casino, & it's a bad day to be a "Pedophile", Art Kelly arrested on 13 count indictment & Jeffrey Epstein, has his own island with a bizarre, Sex Temple on it.

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"Hundreds of blindfolded goats airdropped into mountain range", "California asks US to end plan to drop rat poison on islands", "A Missouri suspect was hiding from police. A loud fart gave him away", "Half a million sign up to raid Area 51 and 'see them aliens', "Woman 'hurls snake at driver' in alleged car-jacking caught on camera in South Carolina", "Woman 'boards airport conveyor belt, apparently thinking it'll take her to plane", "Mom Charged After Driving With Kids Inside Inflatable Pool On Roof", & "Texas Child Lived In Home With Grandma’s Corpse For 3 Years, Mother Arrested"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as; Congrats to the US Woman's National team for winning the World Cup, AOC is a dumb bitch, Texting while driving in Fla is now a moving violation, & is California about to fall into the Pacific Ocean?

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"Starbucks barista asks police officers to leave because customer 'did not feel safe,' police union claims", "Man has life support accidentally cut off by wrong family after being mistaken for someone else", "Indian man, 20, wakes up at his own funeral after being pronounced dead by doctors", "Nevada trooper pulls over hearse carrying corpse in carpool lane", "Case solved: Teen who licked ice cream carton, put it back in freezer identified", & "Louisiana man arrested after allegedly licking ice cream, placing it back on shelf in 'copycat' video"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie advances to the Semi Finals of Florida's Funniest Comedian & Minda got married in Hawaii & it may not even be legal.

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"South African illusionist suffers head wound during magic show mishap with crossbow", "Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets", "Body of Kenyan stowaway found in London yard after falling from plane's landing gear", "NYC man crushed by safe in Manhattan stairwell", "Mets flub 'Miracle Mets' celebration, declaring 2 players dead when they're still alive", "Pennsylvania man allegedly built bomb to warn about aliens who plan to destroy planet", & "Massachusetts residents see 'tornado of poop' after sewer line blockage"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Being able to separate day job life from comedy life & If you don't speak Spanish well, don't do it on national TV. Dougie's advice to Corey Booker & Beto.

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"Mom arrested after she stormed into an elementary school, yelled at son’s alleged bullies", "Oregon deputies pull out 57 electric scooters, bikes out of Portland river", "Man caught performing disgusting act on Florida homeowner's driveway", "Woman dumbfounded as parents ask for inheritance back so they can buy summer home", "You can now buy 'scented flatulence pills' which make farts smell like roses", & "Best place in the house to have sex according to doctor, and it's not the bedroom"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Amateur comics who produce shows that are horrible & amateur comics who list all their, "Up Coming Shows" on social media, that are just open mics...Dougie gets awoken by fire alarm at his hotel at 4am...Andrew Dice Clay & Rosanne Barr will be touring together, & Cam Newton offers someone $1500 for their extra leg room seat, on a plane.

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"NASA’s Curiosity rover saw something flash on Mars, and people are freaking out", "Colorado mountains see nearly 20 inches of snow on first day of summer", "Graffiti artist hired by city of Detroit arrested after cops think he's committing vandalism", "Seagull attacks kept English couple stranded in their home", "Airline passenger accidentally opens emergency exit while searching for the toilet", & "Asteroid nearly the width of a football field has small chance of hitting Earth this year"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; OJ Simpson is now on Twitter, Dexter Loves Donuts, White Cops are still threatening black people, & Dougie & Dexter want to bring Dodgeball back

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"Bar scales back 'free shot per goal' promotion after U.S. 13-0 win", "Woman who 'stamped on turtles nest and stabbed it with a wooden stake' arrested", "Woman in wheelchair fires Taser at Detroit McDonald's worker", "South Carolina woman arrested for cruising down the road in a child’s toy truck while impaired", "Tennessee man secretly lived in family's attic, snuck into 14-year-old girl’s room at night", "Actress Jenny Slate to address island graduating class of 1", & "Florida woman, 21, 'choked her boyfriend and squeezed his genitals until they bled' during heated argument"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; adjusting to crowd & the importance of having a 5 min set, 10 min set, & 15-20 min set...Ever have to take a dump just before you go on stage?...Dougie has some computer issues...Randy wants to bring chicken wings into the studio...& Dougie wants to get a place in LA.

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"Louisiana Catholic school principal resigns after DC strip club arrest during school field trip", "Family discovers graduation cake made of plastic foam", "Principal: I accidentally plagiarized Ashton Kutcher speech", "Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm", & "Man dies on plane after swallowing 246 packets of cocaine’

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Show Opens with Dougie admitting to finally taking care of a couple things, he's been needing to take care of.  One, get rid of some friends on his Facebook list & some over due Man-Grooming.  Then the World Health Org. has recognized the condition "Burned Out", as a medical condition & have moved, transgenderism, to conditions related to sexual health.

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"Man lights cigarette on Spirit Airlines flight in startling viral footage", "NASA unveils schedule for 'Artemis' 2024 Moon mission", "Massachusetts man says intruder broke into his home…and cleaned it", "Man drove drunk to pick up woman charged with DWI", "Duvets discarded, cushions thrown at Japan's Pillow Fighting Championship", "Police: 5-year-old brings crack cocaine to preschool, & "Surgeons successfully reattach man's severed penis after mystery attack"

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Show Opens with Dougie almost getting into it with a Brazilian woman on his flight home this weekend.  Cisco & Dougie then give Jackie some advice on her recent Big News, that Bryan Callen is going to take her on the road.  Cisco tells us about one of his worst gigs ever. The guys discuss the importance of being cool with the staff at a comedy club. Golfer Brooks Koepka denies girlfriend kiss on national TV and she got pissed & billionaire Robert F. Smith pledged up to $40-million so students Graduates of Moorehouse College. 

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"Austrians told to stop kissing cows after bizarre challenge sweeps social media", "Florida woman charged with assault after admitting to throwing coconut at man outside strip club", "Man in China detained after giving dogs 'illegal' names", & "Pennsylvania man who allegedly flushed his grandparents’ ashes down a toilet will stand trial"

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Show Opens with Dougie telling us, about a strange night at Off the Hook Comedy Club.  Someone called 911 on Ahmed Ahmed's headline set!! Someone supposedly claimed, they felt "Threatened" by something Ahmed said in his act.   Police came to the Sunday Show and questioned Ahmed before he went up & Dougie, Mike & others, are positive it was a woman.  Speaking of Woman, Dougie has some words for Allysa Milano for asking woman to boycott sex, until Georgia Abortion Law is change & Mike asks Dougie about doing comedy at a casino.

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"Toll evader named Stiff to pay up; had $128K in tolls, fines", "Sheep enrolled at school in France as students to save classes", "Florida man arrested after refusing to remove ‘I eat a–’ bumper sticker", "Florida man says he would rather 'go to jail' than to his wife as he gets caught driving on sunroof", "New York man flips vehicle after spider jumps on leg, sheriff's office says", "Berlin park designates pink 'drug zones' for dealers, buyers", & "Police: South Dakota man stole sex toys from couple's house"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Bombing at Open Mics, Comedy in Malaysia, Joke Writing, Comedy Festivals, & Getting Laughs

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"Philippines sets deadline for Canada to ship out garbage in filthy standoff", "Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop", "Indiana sheriff's office encourages drug dealers to rat out their competition", & "Coffee cup in 'Game of Thrones' scene perks up viewers"

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Show Opens with discussion on....Dougie's trip to NOHO California & the NOHO Comedy Festival, Ethan is heading to China this Summer to teach Philosophy, Teachers in Florida are now being licensed to carry guns & "Is it fair for male transgender athletes, to compete against woman?

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"Tree that began 'weeping' on Good Friday draws hundreds of worshipers over Easter weekend" & "Colorado TV tech charged after giving customer 'bear hug'

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Show Opens with Dougie getting back from Chicago. Some people got mad a Dougie for not eating at all the famous places in Chicago, Jackie, tells us about her panic attack incident at Palm Beach Improv & dealing with Emetophobia.

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"Coachella Herpes Outbreak? STD Diagnostic Center Sees Tenfold Increase in Patients After Music Festival", "Pastor KISSES young woman on the lips to 'rid her body of demons', "Florida man in Easter bunny costume caught in viral brawl is wanted in New Jersey, has history of arrests", "Japanese science university professor taught students how to make ecstasy", "Indian man cuts off his own finger in anger after voting for wrong party", & "5-year-old Michigan boy calls 911 to ask for McDonald's"

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Wake Up Late with Dougie Show Presents..."From the Green Room" with your Host Dougie Almeida

Hey, everyone, its me, Dougie. A great part of touring the country & doing stand up, is I get to work & hang in the Green Room's of the some of the best comedy clubs in the country, with some of the funniest people in the world.

Tonight I'm at Zanies in Downtown Chicago sitting with Chicago Comedy Icon, "Uncle Lar" Larry Reeb.

Enjoy & Please comment & let us know what you think.

 

 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Notre Dame Cathedral is burning down, Tiger Woods Wins The Masters & considered Best Comeback in recent history, Trump considers sending immigrants to sanctuary cities & Cher doesn't like that idea, & A White Restaurateur Advertised ‘Clean’ Chinese Food. Chinese-Americans Had Something to Say About It.

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"Ian Cognito: Comedian dies on-stage in Bicester", "Man sues parents over his massive pornography collection", "Texas woman allegedly attacks husband after getting silence when she asked if she's pretty", "Chaos at Walmart as woman performs karate, son exposes himself, dog steals food", "Mississippi community left confused after bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously keep appearing", "3 naked women at rest stop lead deputies on chase in Florida", "Woman on 'most wanted list' who taunted police on Facebook arrested after accidentally revealing location", "Dog is rescued after its found swimming 135 MILES out at sea: Oil rig workers pluck pooch from Gulf of Thailand - and have no idea how it got there", & "Police: Pair made laxative cookies for striking workers"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Fast Food Favorites, Dougie visited a fake acting agency, Attorney General Barr says, "There was some spying", Congresswoman Ilham Omar, calls Steve Miller a "White Nationalist" & he's Jewish, & Julian Assange gets arrested today.

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"She went to the hospital for an infection. Doctors found four bees living in her eye, eating her tears", "Suspected rhino poacher trampled by elephant, eaten by lions, South Africa park officials say", "Texas man drowns while mowing lawn near river", "Girl falls 26 floors, gets up and walks away", "Woman steals electric scooter from Walmart, drives it to Waffle House to get coffee", "Canadian family drives home from Florida with dead body to avoid US health care costs", "'Burglary suspect' triggering emergency call was Roomba trapped in bathroom", "Mistrial declared for man who snapped $4.5M statue's thumb", & "Swiss government says coffee 'not essential', stockpiling to end"

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Show Opens with another sound system SNAFU...Pardon the variances of sound levels.  Sound software had a mind of its own...Eventually Dougie & Jenn discussed; Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez uses her black voice while speaking to a predominantly black audience, What’s wrong with kids today? & What Makes a Headliner?

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"San Francisco suburb says 'Yabba Dabba Don't' to Flintstones house, owner fighting back", "Creepy cargo: Philippines seizes 757 tarantulas from Poland", "Man performs naked dance to calm angry pheasant", "Cops: Pals Took Turns Shooting Each Other", & "Florida man freed from jail, immediately breaks into cars in jail parking lot"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Jackie's Win at Ultimate Miami...Being likable...Dougie visits an Asian Massage Parlor...Jenn admits to being bi...handshakes & hugs...Joe Biden explains why he's creepy...& Appropriate & In appropriate touching.

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"Police: Man Choked Cashier For Bagging Groceries Wrong", "Lithuanian man flies alone on commercial plane to Italy", "In Sweden, naked policeman arrests fugitive in sauna", "2 cars spend over an hour fighting for parking spot in Los Angeles, viral video shows", "Woman calls police after husband brings home ‘wrong type of chicken,’ cops say", & "California shoplifter stuffs chain saw down his pants"

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Show Opens with discussions on; April Fools Day Pranks & who still does them...Congrats to Jackie Sanchez Winner Ultimate Miami...Dougie wonders what he'll do while his wife in in Japan for the next 13 days?...& Joe Biden gets called out for being a "Creep" again.

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"Ukraine comedian leads presidential election, runoff likely", "Flatulence in the workplace is not a form of bullying, Australian appeals court rules", "Mystery of plastic Garfield novelty phones washing up along French coast solved after 30 years", "Woman claims rare allergy to water causes ‘painful’ rash to form on her body: 'It's mind-blowing', "Mexican police nab man who tried to rob bank with loader", "Florida man arrested after his surveillance cameras recorded him dealing drugs", "Florida woman jailed for calling 911 because her boyfriend wasn't being nice", & "Bestiality finally outlawed in Kentucky"

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